Not side projects. Not tutorials. These run on real infra serving real users.
The thing that actually woke me up at 3AM before I built this. Now it wakes itself up, investigates, and files the Jira ticket. I just review it in the morning with coffee.
No vector store. No preprocessing. Just grep, awk, and zcat used by an LLM that actually understands what it's looking at. If that sounds stupid simple, that's because it is — and it works.
47 simultaneous alerts about the same thing isn't 47 problems. It's one problem and a terrible Tuesday. AlertFlow turns the storm into a queue.
Built an org-centric Sentry alternative from scratch. Then we cancelled our Sentry subscription. That felt good.
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